
Darlin, I... I can't explain. Where did we lose our way? Girl, it's driving me insane!
... I drive myself crazy!!
... You drive me crazy!! I just can't sleep!!
... I'm goin crazy crazy crazy just thinkin about you lately!!
You'd think all these singers would've ended up in insane asylums by now. If you ask me, this thing they call "love" messes up your brain until it liquefies in your head and oozes out your ears and onto your shoulders and down your sleek, firm body into your boots. Then when you walk around you'll start making a squish-squish sound with each step you take. Then people hear the noises and look at you, saying, "Hey, check it out. That guy/girl is in love." Then everyone will start laughing at you and you'll wish you never fell in love in the first place. How do I know all of this? Because I know all! And because it happened to me. Trust me, it's not worth it. You'll get your socks turned all brain-colored and then when your mom does the laundry, she'll say, "My gosh! [Insert full name here], have you been in love recently???" And then you'll get grounded. When you get grounded you won't be able to go online or use the computer, so you won't be able to read Gordon's thingy and then he'll get sad and cry. You don't want Gordon to cry now do you? Then don't fall in love!!
I have come to the conclusion that anything that looks like a paragraph will go in here. Spontaneous stuff can go in my profile. It's just another day without yuuuuuu! Why can't we stay to-get-her?? Just give me a reason! Give me a reason!! I can't stress enough how much Great Expectations made an impact on me. I didn't like the ending, though. It was too idealistic. Like Estella said, "People don't change." Actually, I'm sure they do, but ... I don't think Estella would change. Go see the darn movie! Now!