08:41 Saturday, December 7 Here are some cool insights to life that I found on a website. I edited out the ones I deemed unworthy.

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
4. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
5. A penny saved is a government oversight.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
7. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
8. He who hesitates is probably right.
9. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
10. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
11. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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