You know, I said the funniest thing ever a while ago. Gordon and Gnobody. That's funny because the gno in gnobody could mean to know, like in ignorant or ignoble. Pretty cool, huh? That means that gnobody is a body that knows! And everyone should know that Gordon and Gnobody go together, because I'm a body that knows. Do you follow?
My father always told me to be a leader rather than a follower, so naturally, if you didn't follow, then you're still okay. She sat me down and took me by the hand. Pretty soon my website will receive an official template upgrade. I was just thinking as I flushed the toilet: What if Clark Kent really did have prescription glasses and just had contacts in when he transformed into Superman? That changes everything... Well, actually, it changes nothing. But it's not that far-fetched of an idea. He moves so fast, he could put in his contacts faster than you could blink. Well, maybe not that fast. But still pretty fast. You know, it's too bad he's so moral. If it were me, I'd play practical jokes on people and stuff. That'd be really fun. Too bad I'd get caught doing most of the stuff that I have in mind. Like accidentally stabbing myself with a knife and saying, "AHHHH, my vulnerable, extremely piercable skin!!!! ... Just kidding!" And then someone would look at the knife and say, "Hey, what are you, an alien? A man of steel?" And I'd say, "Hey, kid, you better mind your own business or you'll come home to a pile of ashes." That oughta shut him up.
That'd be kinda mean, though. I don't want to be mean. If I were Superman/Clark Kent, I would just use all my powers to make myself rich, then buy all the kryptonite in the world and throw it into outer space. Then, my weaknesses would cease to exist. Then if anybody tries to make fun of me, I'd be like, "You don't know who you're messing with, man." And he'd be like, "Oh really. You're right, I'm so afraid of the big bad Clark Kent who never got in a fight in his life." Then he'd try to swing a punch at me and I'd dodge it with ease and just keep dodging his punches until he gets confused and punches himself. Well, maybe not. I'm gonna go watch tv. If anyone wants to talk about being Superman, I'm always up for daydreaming.