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17:11 Thursday, January 23

Okay now tell me: am I just seriously psycho or does it feel good when you put on your retainers and after a while your teeth are kinda sore? I'm serious, I would've left my retainers on for sheer pleasure from 4:30 to 5:00 PM, but I was hungry so I cooked some noodles and ate them ALL!! Oh, the evil things I do...

Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong. That's what I'm going to do. I'm afraid of Simon. He will haunt my singing dreams. Tell me what the title was of the last website layout-thingy-ma-bob and I'll give you two gold stars. If you're Gail, I'll give you one. Tell me what it meant and I'll give you another two [or one for Gail]. Quid pro quo. You're getting vomitted on, and the old people are about to eat you! Oh, the joys of government.

Oh, the places you'll go!

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