Wow I got to feed the ducks today. They were pretty aggressive with each other, fighting over the bread. I lured them to the edge of my lawn but they wouldn't get up onto the land. I've seen the ducks on my lawn before. They've eaten our grass and pooped in it, too. So I knew the half-foot ascent to land was no new challenge for them. I was extremely frustrated with this curious behavior. There are only three possible explanations for this:
I wonder if the ducks have a home that they ... go home to each night. They don't just sleep in the middle of nowhere, right? Do they have families to come home to? If not, that'd be really lonely. I bet you can't tell which ducks are lonely and which aren't, because they can just dive into the water and you'll never know the tears from the water. The only incentive for being a duck is that you'd get a lot of pretty feathers [depending on which kind you are]. Then, if you want to write a letter, you can pluck a feather from your body and dip it in ink and presto! you've got a pen. You know how when you're on the phone and you have to write something down, you have to look for a pen and something to write on? Well, if you're a duck you can just swim around in a buncha ink and then all you'll need is paper!
I took the sexy test today and I have to say, that test is a bunch of crap. Just because I've never been married or never ... done a lot of things, that doesn't mean I'm not sexy! That test has a misnomer! And if you don't know what that word means, I strongly suggest you look it up. The moment you do, you'll be instantly filled with exuberance and satisfaction. Or perhaps you'll call me a nerd. Either way, nerdiness is directly correlated to sexiness. Thus, since I am very nerdy, I am also very sexy. Strange, then, how TheSpark.com significantly miscalculated my sexy level at a mere 17%. Stranger, still, is the fact that Albert scored a mere 12%. He definitely ranks as one of the sexiest people in my library ... of sexy people? Honestly, who has a library of sexy people? Only sluts and whores and pimps.
I want to do something inspiring. Something so profound that, when people read about in history books, they'll say, "Wow. That Gordon Koo was something else, wasn't he?" And then I'll be a ghost by then and pop out and say, "Yeah, he was!!" and I'd scare the ell out of everyone and they'd run screaming and I'd get a good laugh out of that. But seriously, I need to do something important with the time that I've been given. Even if it's just knowing that I've made one person's life better... that'd be enough for me. Then I'd brag to all my ghost friends how I made someone's life better and then they wouldn't care so we'd just end up going to scare a buncha kids on Halloween.
You know what'd be fun is to take control of somebody's body. I don't know by what means, but it'd be cool. Perhaps by mind control or something. Then you could make them dance around or do weird stuff that you know would embarrass them. I'd make Aaron go kiss Stephanie or something. Or I'd make Soutchay giggle like a girl. Too bad that wouldn't be moral though. You're taking away somebody's God-given free will! What kind of monster are you? Geez. Some people these days. You all make me sick.
Music is really good. If I'm at the computer with other people around me, I'll be lip singing. If I'm by myself or away from the computer, I'll be voice singing. Lip singing is fun because I'll be making these intense or emotional facial expressions while I'm lip singing. Old songs are cool, too. Right now I'm listening to Lit - Miserable which is a pretty good song, although the lyrics sometimes don't make sense. Ahh, good ol Kastner Days; how I miss them! Well, not that much. I just don't seem to remember being sad at all in Kastner. But Clovis West is muchos betteros. Or... well, you know. If you speak Spanish, shut up, because I know I know my Spanish. Don't even try to tell me I'm wrong. Who do you think wrote the book on speaking Spanish?? For cryin' out loud! Throw me a friggin bone here!
You know who's really pretty? Rachel Leigh Cook. I didn't notice that she was in Antitrust until I watched it a second time. Maybe it was because I didn't know who she was until I watched She's All That for the first time, which was like this summer. Did you know she was in Tom and Huck? Do you guys remember that movie? It was based on The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, so it shoulda just been titled Tom and Nobody Else Except Maybe A Few Other Minor Characters. Yeah, anyways, she was the girl that Tom Sawyer liked. I didn't believe it at first, but when I saw the screenshots, I saw it was actually her. Crazy. She looked like she was two years old. Well, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. She looked like she was twelve or so. You can imagine how young that must've looked. And it did!!
Anyways I was watching Antitrust yesterday and that is a pretty good movie. Too bad Rachel Leigh Cook's character [Lisa] had to turn out to be bad. If I just spoiled it for you, too bad, because you should've watched it first before reading this. Honestly, people, think before you act. I swear, the pretty ones are always the villains. Just for once have the pretty one be good and the butt-ugly one be evil. It'd almost be like a lesson: be a good guy and be gorgeous [or ... ruggedly good-looking? (for the guys)]. If you choose the path of the villain, the dog crap stuck to the bottom of your shoe would look better than you would. The choice is yours.