By the way, people, what's this with not reading the long paragraphs? At least skim over it and read bits and pieces like I do with other people's long paragraphs. It'd be the same as splitting up the big paragraph and reading a bunch of little ones. That's what they do in the newspaper, ya know. People see a big long paragraph and they think, "Oh. My. Gosh, I cannot read this, it will be totally unbearable and I'll never get through the whole thing. Help me, dear [insert name of religious figure here]" You're smart enough to read the whole darn thing, you lazy donkeys. People like Stephanie Kong initiated this paragraphical lecture. How ironical that she probably would've taken one look at that paragraph and closed the window without a second thought. Yes, the fake words were intended. Continue on reading. And if you don't read the paragraph, you might miss out on some information that you would have otherwise preferred to know. Okay, that was bullhonky, but just read if you were intending to read.