The math homework tonight was like uber long. I had a lot to say here, and hopefully I'll remember it all in time to write it down.
Firstly, I'd just like to clarify that I hardly ever "diss" people here. You know who you are, people who claim I diss people here. If I do diss people here, it really doesn't matter if they know or not because I don't care if they know. It's usually about people like the coquette. She may even know who she is. I don't really care. Stephanie [Kong] knows I'm not all that crazy about her anyway.
Funniest moment of the day: In AP Stats, Mr Sharer was talking about a problem on our quiz about the proportion of guesses of a psychic to see if he was psychic or not. You don't really have to understand what I just said, just keep reading.
Mr Sharer: So we conduct this hypothesis test to determine if he actually has skeptic powers. [he meant to say psychic]
Me: Heh, skeptic powers...
Jared: [in an attempt to exhibit skeptic powers] I don't believe you!
It was the funniest thing ever, but it was, unfortunately, a you-had-to-be-there moment. I laughed at it all the way through second period.
My mood right now can only be described as Yann Tiersen - La Valse D'amelie. I think I'll describe my moods as songs from now on, unless words prove more useful. [an unlikely situation]
Today's Monday, isn't it? Darn. I can't wait til Bakersfield. Oh yeah, something strange is happening to my body. Maybe it's a second type of puberty that nobody ever had besides me. I feel special. Two weeks ago, when we were still "working" on the gov project, I had played a lot of video games and my left thumb was not conditioned to endure under such stressful conditions, so it got kinda blisterous. Just yesterday it began to dent, subside, implode, whatever you want to call it. I don't know what it is. Also, yesterday and today, my right eye felt bigger than usual. When I close my eye and move it around, I can feel it protruding against my eyelid. It's not actually protruding, but it feels like it's just ... bigger. Then today, during sixth period, I started to get a relative minor headache. [inside joke with all the music people, eh, Stephanie [Lam]?] I hardly ever have headaches. The only times I can remember me having a headache is after running the mile and after swimming in zero period, both times of physical duress. Perhaps learning Chinese sentence structures can be classified as physical duress...? No, on second thought, that's just stretching it a little too far. What's happening??? Am I a monster? Maybe I'll get a laser eye like Cyclops, except it'll only be one, so if I lose my ruby-quartz visor then I can still just open my left eye and see without vaporizing anyone with my omnipotent laser beam. And the dent in my left thumb... please tell me it lets me control time. That'd be so cool. Although I don't think that's very reasonable, because the dent in my left thumb is totally unrelated to time. So I'll be content with my laser eye. Then when all the bullies come up to me, guess what? Yeah, they'll be well done and I'll be the victor! Or the Gordon. Yeah, I'll stick with Gordon. Otherwise some people might trip up and be like, "Victor? But you were Gordon yesterday!" and I won't have an explanation and they'll get mad at me and I won't want to use my laser eye on them because they'll get even more mad afterwards. How sad. Maybe having a laser eye isn't so cool after all. See, if only my eye gave me time control, then I wouldn't have this problem! Why do all the bad things happen to me?