Whoa, I really feel like Jonathan Chang, AP-class-corresponding-to-year-wise. Let me explain.
Sophomore year: I'm not so sure about the history he took or what not, but let's assume he took AP US History. He also took AP Chem sophomore year, because when I was a sophomore [and he was a junior] Hunter sang to us of his chemifying skills. Isn't that weird?
Junior year: Let's assume Jonny boy took AP Gov, since his picture's up on the wall with a bunch of people who aren't here anymore. Plus, nobody takes AP Gov sophomore year. He also takes AP Physics and AP Comp. Whoa, I found a glitch in my pattern-finding. What else he took, I do not know. Music Theory?
Senior year: AP Stats [which I'm taking as a junior--that's my glitch], AP Econ, AP Bio, AP Lit, AP Calc ... I dunno what else. I'm not a stalker. But aren't there a lot of similarities here, man? Wouldn't you be scared if that happened to you? I'm quivering in my boots right now.
Also, wouldn't it be cool if my being sick was some kind of transition phase in which I was developing a new superpower or something, like telekinesis or telepathy or anything with the prefix tele-? Better yet, time travel! Telechronotriggerism! Awesome. If only... =( I talk a lot about superpowers, don't I? Man, why did those comics have to introduce superpowers into my feeble little mind? It's such a mindtease.
Speaking of which, I was on my way to AP Comp, walking over the hill today... [you know, the hill!] when suddenly some guy pulls some girl's pants down and reveals ... a lot of flesh. Only her rear side was in my line of sight, and upon eye contact, I immediately jerked my head in the opposite direction and shut my eyes. I suppose my instincts are still pure. From what I recollect, she was either wearing a thong or ... was thongless. I couldn't tell since I really only saw for about a half second. This prompts me to ask: What has become of today's youth? Seriously, there's something terribly wrong with what occurred today. The thought that the generation after us is going to be even wilder than we are scares me. Who knows where it stops.