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17:09 Thursday, May 29

Given: I have no glasses at the moment.
Prove: Summertime makes me need glasses.

Let us assume that summertime does not make me need glasses. Therefore, I would not need to remove my contacts until I went to sleep, whereby allowing me to pass momentarily from the bathroom to the bedroom with blurred vision. However, in the summertime, Fresno is just one big barbecue and my parents keep the majorly huge fan blowing to cool the house, which in turn dries out my eyes. I would nonetheless be able to use my glasses whenever my eyes were uncomfortable. This contradicts the given information that I have no glasses at the moment. Therefore, summertime makes me need glasses. What a nerd. Probably didn't even make sense.

Next year, Most Book Smart will be Aaron and Stephanie Lam. [referring to the senior edition of The Vantage] You heard it here first, folks!

Geeeeez, I need so many people to sign my yearbook pages this year. It's a good thing I left all the important people to sign last so that if need be they could sign on the inside covers of the actual yearbook. In eighth grade I made a list of all the people I needed to sign my yearbook and crossed them off one by one as they signed. I suppose I should do that this year, too. Good ol' Kastner days. A lot of people didn't like Kastner, but I thought it was just grand. I suppose high school is grand, too, but Kastner was pretty grand as a whole. Wow, to think of all the people that I met in Kastner that I'm still friends with. I used to think Derek was the most annoying thing on the face of the planet. He still kinda is, but he compensates by making me laugh at his stupidity. =P Not intelligence-wise, but common-sense-wise. I had some sort of animosity towards Stephanie [Lam]... and Aaron and I hit it off right off the bat! *sigh* Ends of the years always get me nostalgic. Someone get me a tissue.

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