Okay, the whole teenage relationship thing is just stupid. It distracts people from what is truly important, which is good grades and getting into a good college. When I grow up, I'm going to get all the high schools to have the dress code be really really strict so that the only skin you ever see on anyone is their face. While I know that I'm going to feel differently on the subject later, I stand firm as of now in my opinion that teenage relationships mean nothing but trouble. Climb so high just to fall crashing down. What you see on television, in the movies--it's all an illusion. They might include some bumps in the road, but everything always turns out right. After I become President of Education and straighten out the dress code, I'm going to make a movie that has the saddest ending ever where the couple can't make it work and split up... aw, but I love happy endings. The ambivalence! I like happy endings cuz they're misleading. They lead me to believe that everything turns out how you want it to. And for a split second, I slip into their world and enjoy the good fortune. It's my drug, my escape from my mundane life. It's only so long before I wake up from the dream. So the moral of the story is--wear many layers of clothing!!!