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22:25 Wednesday, June 18

I've just determined that Neapolitan is the nastiest ice cream flavor ever to make its way into my mouth. The mix of choco and vanilla is feasible, as is the mix of vanilla and strawberry. Choco and strawberry, however, are quite questionable in my mouth. Choco is all chocolatey. Strawberry is fruity. It doesn't mix. And if you're going to put choco and strawberry in the same box, at least use the vanilla to separate them! Seriously. Maybe they do in other boxes, but in my ice cream box they just have to put chocolate in the middle. I'm boycotting Neapolitan from here on out.

I'm listening to A Whole New World from Aladdin right now. In the movie, I seem to remember Aladdin and Jasmine flying on this magic carpet among the clouds. Two things bother me about this scene. Firstly, aren't they afraid of falling off? I mean, perhaps not Aladdin, but Jasmine isn't exactly an expert magic carpet rider, seeing as how that was her first time on one. If I were Jasmine, I'd be like, "Dude. Tell your carpet to stick it to a lower altitude. Maybe only a few hundred feet or so." Secondly, wouldn't the air be really thin up in the clouds? They're singing their hearts out up there. It seems pretty shady to me. I realize that this is just a child's tale, not meant for such speculation. Just a thought.

By the way, people who know Cantonese are awesome. We should use it more so that other people don't know what the feck we're talking about. Ho qi yi ga, ngo gong gun, gui lou ren mm ji dou ngo gong gun mut ye. [used pinyin spelling where possible]

Yay for the second person below G to receive a Gold star.

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