And the other day, I saw Mr Williams at Sears. He recognized me even when I had my sunglasses on. How does that man still know me?? The only time I was ever in his class was in summer school after eighth grade. It's crazy.
While washing the dishes two nights ago, I determined that the boat thing in Pirates of the Caribbean is actually not that ridiculous. You know what I'm talking about--in the beginning where they're walking underwater and carrying the boat over their heads so they can breathe. It's like submerging a cup into water upside down. The air is trapped in the cup because it's less dense than the water and because if it slid down around the edge of the water, it'd create a vacuum where it used to be. Or something to that effect. The only problem now is the actual walking part. It takes a considerable amount of force to keep the trapped air underwater. Add to that the fact that human bodies tend to float in water. I know mine does. I believe that it would be extremely difficult to stay grounded trying to hold down a boatful of air underwater.
I can't wait til I see my next rated R movie in the theater.