I like it when my dad and his friend from San José [Jone-see] talk about their old days back in the military. [translated from Cantonese] "So the gun went like this? BUNG BUNG BUNG!! BUNG BUNG BUNG BUNG BUNG!!!"
Yay for finishing Candide. Take that, Voltaire, you boring son of a monkey! You think you can bore me with the last half of your book? Well, you were right! But I finished it anyway. The first half wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Now it's on to East of Eden. Johnny boy, you better do me proud.