Pirates of the Caribbean was such a good movie. I measure the quality of a movie by how frequently I look at my watch to see how much time has passed during the movie. I looked at my watch maybe five times during The League of Extraordinary Sean Conneries. Not once did I look at it during Pirates. So it had to be pretty darn good. I really liked Johnny Depp's character. He is indeed an awesome actor, and quite hot I'll admit. He was more attractive in Sleepy Hollow, though. But [Captain!!] Jack Sparrow was an awesome character, and I felt like laughing everytime he opened his mouth. Some scientific abnormalities were scattered throughout the movie, like the one Gail pointed out, but they were tolerable. I wonder if bone is more dense than water. Probably, huh?
I'm sorry to say, but Orlando Bloom's character was a little boring. I know a lot of you guys were rooting for him. He looked like a Musketeer at the end. Say, why are they called the Musketeers? Aren't they renowned for being skilled swordsmen, rather than for their marksmanship with muskets? Or was the name Musketeer just arbitrarily assigned? I have to admit, I was staring at Elizabeth's cleavage rather frequently throughout the whole movie, but hear me out!! As I've mentioned to some of you already, she was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno once and she said that she had somebody paint her cleavage for her since she isn't that ... endowed in that area. Anyhow, I was just trying to determine if it was real or painted throughout the scenes. It seemed to be pretty real in some scenes, because they panned around from a front to a nearly side view. Hmm.
What was really cool is that I got to see Charlie and Jenny--people I don't usually see that much. Charlie has a dope ride yo. Yo. I like seeing people I don't see that often. It's cool. I also like seeing the people that I do see often, which is probably why I see them often. Because I like to see them often. People I also saw on my venture today: Josephine, John and Linda Abdallah. I'm surprised Linda waved at me. She doesn't know me that well. But it's cool. She's cool.
It is my intention to, in one hour, tennis it up with Soutchay and the Sanchez sisters!! According to Soutchay, that is. If he's lying, I'll punish him. That bad boy. But Soutchay isn't dishonest. Not like me. Gail mentioned that I make fun of him a lot, moreso than others. I suppose that's true, but some people are just good to make fun of. It's funny to see his reaction when we call him a pedophile during tennis! He's a good sport about it, too. Soutchay, if you're reading this, you're a stand-up guy. You're a great man, and when I poke fun at you, I only half mean it. =P
-------------------------------------Continuing from before. The tennis was pretty cool. Saw a lot of new faces at the court. Surprisingly, the courts were incredibly vacant. They're usually packed. I sat for about twenty minutes in the rain =( but Soutchay showed up and we started playing. Then more people came! I didn't play with all of them but oh well. Yeah, when everyone started off playing singles, I was like, "Whaaaat?? Ya play dubbles when you have enuff people!" But we did. Eventually. Bah, I'm tired.