Yeah. Today was pretty cool. Thanks to Benton for setting up the whole get-together at his kasa. Thanks to Andy for the gift card posing as a CD. He wins the award for Best Poser Present And Hot Girl On Card. Thanks to Emily for her CDs, including The Movie of Gordon's Life Soundtrack. In fact, after I compiled that list, I was thinking that I should make a CD of that. But I didn't. So Emily wins the award for Best Mind Reader. Benton, thanks for the Twister. I'm sure it will lead to many, many inappropriate situations to come. After I wrote my schpiel about Twister down there somewhere, I thought to myself, "I wonder if someone's gonna get me that. Hmm." So Benton wins the award for Also Best Mind Reader. Gail wins the award for Most Original and Creative and I-Wish-I-Was-That-Good Present. It's like an online birthday card. No, not like those stupid egreetings ones or whatever. Oh darn, it's way too big to post on my site. Well, I'll wait til later to post a link or whatever.
Well, we chilled at Benton's house [which, by the way, was quite air-conditioned and nice]. We being [clockwise starting with me] -- Me, Gail, Emily, Mitch, Andy, Dustin, Benton, and Alice!! We talked about random things, like chocolate-covered hands, Paul Bunyan and the blue ox Babe, how snakes move quickly by moving like the wheels of a tank, the location of snakes' laps and genitals, fortune cookies, chopsticks, how Bigfoot supposedly only has one foot [?], baby tiles on the kitchen counter that are incomplete, how Dustin wouldn't remain a virgin if he was with Justin Timberlake, and other stuff that I can't recall at the moment. It was pretty fun. We later attempted to play Twister, with little success. I believe SOMEBODY's arm came pretty close to my crotch. You know who you are. Yeah, you thought I didn't notice, or that I was just keeping quiet cuz I liked it. Well, you were only right about the first part!! I mean... Anyways, we also played pool in which the EmilyMitchGordon team won because Andy got the 8-ball in the wrong hole! Take that fo shizzle! Alright, I think that's good. Thanks guys, you're the best! This birthday definitely meant a lot to me. d=P
All in all, the day felt quite complete. Except for, of course, the goat sacrifice.