I'll try to post things I find amusing here but the reality of the situation is that I just don't have any more time to sit down and be clever for you guys.
In Psych today...:
Mrs Anderson: So he took the IQ test and standardized [?] it by calling random people on the telephone. What's the problem with this? Who had telephones in the 1920s? Only rich people.
Me: Only Arjun.