1. What is your full name? Gordon C Kazoo. I'll try to retain some enigmatic qualities.
2. What school do you go to? None of your business.
3. When was the last time you showered? Eleven o' clock.
4. What song is in your head right now? Dishwalla Counting Blue Cars
6. When was the last time that you said ... I don't know what this question is asking.
7. Have you got a pet? What's it called? Soutchay.
8. Who was the last person you talked to in person? Parents
9. What was the last thing that you ate? Duck. And rice.
10. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Blizzard blue. Crayola is getting rid of it. =
11. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? Fiji!
12. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? Someone very, very spatial. Or special.
14. When is your b-day? The world may never july know.
15. How is the weather right now? It should stay like this all year. [80s]
16. Have you ever smoked pot? No. I find this question ridiculous and thus invalidate its merit.
17. What's the WORST thing that you find about the opposite sex? Um, whatever it is that makes Ashley Ashley. [think Worldly]
18. Your favourite teacher? I didn't know we were British. My favourite teacher of this year would have to be Williams.
19. Do you like the person who sent this to you? The literal definition--yes. like \"lik\ vb liked; lik•ing 1 : enjoy
20. How are you today? My outing wasn't as fulfilling as I had initially hoped, but it was still good. Thanks for asking. How are you?
21. What makes you happy? Friends. Music. My obsession. And PLAIN CREAM CHEESE ON PLAIN BAGELS.
22. What is your favorite animal? Dolphins are awesome. If only they'd let me keep one in the lake.
23. What are you mostly scared of? Isolation, degrading remarks, and small, foreign particles in my soup
24. Have you got any nicknames? Gordeaux, which is French for Gordo
25. What is your hair colour and eye colour? Hair is dark black, eyes are dark brown
26. Do you wear contacts? Like a ninja I do!
27. Have any siblings? Yes.
28. Who is your closest friend? They're all pretty equal.
29. What do you like to do? I like to sing. Sing a song. Sing out loud. Sing out strong.
30. What was the best advice you've ever given? If he's not looking, it's always good to stick your hand in Soutchay's pocket.
31. What was your last dream? I was at Serena's or Emily's. I think Aaron and Stephanie were there, too. We were going to play some kind of video game, but we couldn't find the cord. Then, all of a sudden, I stuck my hand in Soutchay's pocket!
32. Have you ever won any special awards? Yes I have!
33. What do you want to be when you grow up? Happy. It wouldn't help being rich, too.
34. What are your future goals? I plan to become rich and retire at the age of thirty.
35. What is your favourite music? alice, new rock, or ... y?
36. What is your favourite food? The best bird is duck. The best rice is fried. The best tasting is unhealthy.
37. Who is the funniest person/people that you know? Jirawr is pretty funny. So is Andy.
38. What are your favourite movies? The Matrix is off the hook. Snatch is fun to watch to listen to their accents.
39. What's your favourite hp book? If HP is Harry Potter, I'll slap you all the way to Madera.
40. What's your favourite month? October seems nice, weather-wise. June is good for the end of school years.
41. What are your favourite girls' perfumes? Uh. I'll let you decide. Surprise me.
42. What's your favourite guys' cologne? Uh. Same.
43. Do you like to dance? Like there's no tomorrow!
44. Fast or slow? I like it at all speeds
45. If you could change your name, what would it be? Kayak Koo
46. What was the worst sickness that you ever had? That would have to be last year when I almost died.
47. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No. You could be my stuffed animal.
48. Have you ever been in love? *sigh* If only!
49. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Act on impulse.
50. What will your first daughter's name be? Soutchina.
51. What will your first son's name be? Kayak. Gordon Jr would work, too.
52. What's your favourite drink? Water.
53. Do you like scary or happy movies better? Happy movies overall, but scary is really fun, especially when watching it with someone like Lily.
54. Do you prefer speaking on the phone, through e-mail, or in person? I like ze phone, but it is sometimes inconvenient for crazy-hour conversations. Crazy-hour conversations are better in person. Plus, in person, you can do gestures and estimate whether it's possible for someone to jump from the A building to the E building.
55. Do you prefer night or day? Night.
56. Do you prefer sunny or rainy days? Rainies are growing on me.
57. Do you prefer kisses or hugs? I can't really give an unbiased answer here.
58. Who do you have a crush on? The wyrd doesn't exist in my vocabularization. I'll say this, though--if you're asian, you've got a head start.
59. What did you think of this survey? Kept me entertained for a while.
60. Do you want your friends to write back? I'm still I'm still Gordo from the block!