empresssG (10:23:48 PM): its cooold
b l u e kerplunk (10:24:25 PM): yeah it is!
b l u e kerplunk (10:24:44 PM): cold is good though
b l u e kerplunk (10:24:49 PM): cuz then you can snuggle with a hot girl
empresssG (10:24:54 PM): yea!
I never would have guessed.
Me: What was [Steven] asking?
Melissa: What "getting your freak on" means.
Me: Oh... [to Steven] You know, when two people love each other very much ... well, it's like a love handshake.
Steven: Love handshake? What is a love handshake?
Me: *shakes head*
And a continuation...
b l u e kerplunk (10:38:33 PM): do you know what a love handshake is now?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:39:11 PM): ahhhhhhhhhh
b l u e kerplunk (10:44:04 PM): ...?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:44:15 PM): lol
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:44:17 PM): wow
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:44:26 PM): melissa's 'pig' turned out to be a bear
b l u e kerplunk (10:44:32 PM): hey, you never answered my question!
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:44:46 PM): um
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:44:48 PM): lol
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:44:54 PM): love handshake....
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:44:55 PM): hm..
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:45:06 PM): but people in love don't shake hands
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:45:11 PM): they hug
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:45:12 PM): i think
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:45:13 PM): lol
b l u e kerplunk (10:45:16 PM): what are you suggesting?
b l u e kerplunk (10:45:21 PM): a love hug?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:45:28 PM): yeah!
b l u e kerplunk (10:45:52 PM): what about people who not only love one another, but they love each other very very
much?
b l u e kerplunk (10:45:55 PM): what then?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:46:03 PM): they kiss?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:46:09 PM): i reckon
b l u e kerplunk (10:46:38 PM): is that all they do?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:47:08 PM): um
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:47:12 PM): they fondle each other?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:47:14 PM): omg
b l u e kerplunk (10:47:15 PM): they do?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:47:18 PM): .....
b l u e kerplunk (10:48:18 PM): is that what you would consider a love handshake?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:48:36 PM): a hug and a kiss?
b l u e kerplunk (10:48:49 PM): what happened to the fondling?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:49:14 PM): ..
b l u e kerplunk (10:49:16 PM): it can't just disappear!
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:49:18 PM): kiss, hug, and fondling
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:49:20 PM): !
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:49:21 PM): lol
b l u e kerplunk (10:49:26 PM): okay, now combine all three
b l u e kerplunk (10:49:28 PM): and what do you get?
b l u e kerplunk (10:49:50 PM): thinking horizontally wouldn't hurt, either
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:50:54 PM): uh
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:51:04 PM): kissing, hugging, and fondling on the bed?>
b l u e kerplunk (10:51:11 PM): otherwise known as...
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:51:18 PM): making out!
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:51:20 PM): i get it
b l u e kerplunk (10:51:22 PM): oh man
b l u e kerplunk (10:51:27 PM): you get it?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:51:45 PM): yeah
b l u e kerplunk (10:51:48 PM): are you sure?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:51:54 PM): im pretty sure
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:51:56 PM): i think
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:52:04 PM): but hows making out rated r?
b l u e kerplunk (10:52:10 PM): oh man, you don't get it
b l u e kerplunk (10:52:42 PM): think about it
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:52:52 PM): i get it
b l u e kerplunk (10:52:56 PM): you get it
b l u e kerplunk (10:52:59 PM): are you sure?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:53:10 PM): yep
b l u e kerplunk (10:53:25 PM): okay, describe it to me
b l u e kerplunk (10:53:30 PM): in one word
b l u e kerplunk (10:53:32 PM): well
b l u e kerplunk (10:53:35 PM): in as few words as possible
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:54:02 PM): people with high hormone levels making out
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:54:03 PM): lol
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:54:09 PM): yup yup
b l u e kerplunk (10:54:12 PM): no
b l u e kerplunk (10:54:15 PM): that's NOT it
b l u e kerplunk (10:54:24 PM): people with high hormone levels doing more than making out
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:54:25 PM): what!?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:54:41 PM): what else can they do?
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:54:48 PM): except mate
b l u e kerplunk (10:55:14 PM): well, for one thing
b l u e kerplunk (10:55:18 PM): they can MATE
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:55:26 PM): uh huh
b l u e kerplunk (10:55:39 PM): that is the freak that they speak of getting on
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:55:59 PM): oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:56:05 PM): okkk
b l u e kerplunk (10:56:08 PM): yes.
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:56:12 PM): hmm
ElvEnKiNg5000 (10:56:20 PM): why didn't you just say it!?
b l u e kerplunk (10:56:50 PM): hehe cuz it's more fun this way