Really. Bad. Jokes.
So bad they're amusing. I may have posted these before, but who cares?
>What's yellow and can't swim?
A bulldozer.
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a banana.
Why did the boy fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What's white and climbs trees?
Refrigerators.
Okay, there were two sausages frying in a pan. One of them says "Boy, it's getting hot in here," to which the other replied "Wow! A talking sausage!"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Robin, get in the car."
Why does Batman drive the Batmobile?
Because it's his car.
A dog went into an employment agency looking for a job. The lady at the desk said "With your talent, you'll easily get a job at the circus."
"The circus?" echoed the dog, "What would the circus want with a plumber?"
Why did the fish fall off the bike?
He was a fish.
What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
They're both purple except for the chicken.
What happened to the man who fell off the cliff?
He died.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was on the other ones back.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Cause he thought it was a game.
Why did the man fall off the bike?
Cause he was hit by falling koalas.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What is black, white, and a zebra?
A zebra.
Man 1: "Ask me if I'm an orange."
Man 2: "Ok. Are you an orange?"
Man 1: "No."
Hear about the ice cream van ?
It melted!!!