15:47 Tuesday, December 23
Section 1 [?] Personal Profile
- Name: Gordo
- Gender: Male
- Age: 17
- Height: And this is where we get into a heated debate. I'll say 5'10", but who knows how accurate that is?
- Hair color: Blackish
- Eye color: Brownish
- Location: Home
- Fears: Loneliness
Section 2 [?] Have you ever
- Peed your pants? Probably.
- Cheated on someone? I'm a playa.
- Fallen off the bed? Unfortunately, yes.
- Failed a grade? Probably not.
- Broke someone’s heart? I think so.
- Had your heart broken? No.
- Had a dream come true? Not til the day I met you!
- Done something you regret: Yes, and it just seems to grow with time.
- Cheated on a test: Never! Liar.
- Broken a body part? Never!
Section 3 [?] Currently
- Wearing: Jeans, green sweatshirt, blue t-shirt with white stripes
- Listening to: SClub7
- Chewing: ?
- Feeling: Sad
- Reading: These words!
- Located: the Batcave
- Chatting with: Nobody!
- Watching: You in your room. Just like Clay Aiken.
- Should really be: with you! [%n]
Section 4 [?] Do you...
- Brush your teeth: I sure do!
- Like anybody: This is a tricky question, the answer to which would involve the use of an algorithm and, in turn, bring about the destruction of the planet. Of course, we could use a heuristic, but then Mrs Anderson would be ashamed. Or you can just assume that it's you and we'll all be happy.
- Have any piercing: No.
- Drive: Moat Monster 5000
- Believe in Santa Claus: Who besides Melissa Petronovich doesn't?
- Ever get off the computer: Never!
Section 5 [?] Friends
- Who is your best? I'd have to say... you.
- Who is the shyest? Serena, but only in public.
- Who is the hottest? Hot diggity, it's gotta be Soutchay.
- Who is the cutest? I can't lie, it's Emily.
- Who laughs the most? Oh man, Ramsudha laughs at everything.
- Who have you known the longest? I've known Arjun since 2nd grade, but I knew Emily when I was 0 years old!
- Who have you known the shortest? Definitely Mr Hobbs.
- Do you only hang out with a certain type? The good type. All my friends are awesome. The fact that they're predominantly Asian has nothing to do with it.
- Do you belong to a crew? I don't get it
- Do you hang out with the opposite sex? Some might say a little too much! No, I'm just kidding. But I do. Kid, that is. And hang. But mainly kid. As well as hang.
- Do you trust your friends? Only the ones who haven't tried to cause my downfall. That means you, Brutus!
- Are you a good friend? I hope so. Soutchay might say I'm more than a friend, but you shouldn't believe him.
- Can you keep a secret? Not at all. Okay, okay, I'm just kidding! [tell me all your secrets right now.]
Section 6 [?] The last person you...
- Hugged: if not a family member, then Benton
- Gave eprops: If not Emily, then Emily.
- IMed: If not Stephanie, ... no, it must be Stephanie.
- Talked to on the phone: Serena
- Yelled at: I can't remember.
- Fell in love with: The trouble with love is--it don't care how fast you fall.
- Tripped: Hopefully Aaron
- Turned down: I'd rather not get into that either.
Section 7 [?] Personal
- What do you want to be when you grow up? Yeah, if I had the choice, I'd definitely be an actor.
- What was the worst day of your life? That day, that fateful day. Except I relive it every so often.
- What is your most embarrassing story? Not that many embarrassing things have happened to me [relative to the ones I've heard]
- What has been the best day of your life? I think Saturday/Sunday was pretty good. Or the day I got my Stanford acceptance. Or the day I met you!
- What comes first in your life? I don't know.
- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? You'd like to think so, wouldn't you? You being Melissa.
- If you had an extra set of eyes where would you put them? On my fingers so i could look in every direction.
- What do you usually think about before you go to bed? Of someone special!
Section 8 [?] Favorite
- Movie: in no particular order, [I guess maybe in the order that I remember them] Love Actually, The Matrix [in general], My Sassy Girl, X2
- Song: Currently, Sense Field - I Refuse
- Group: The Asian Posse! Or The Bureau Boys! [when spelled correctly]
- Store: I don't have a favorite.
- Relative: My grandma.
- Sport: Tennis or soccer. I like stuff with feet!
- Vacation spot: Soutchay's Happy Land.
- Ice cream flavor: Choco Chip Cookie Dough
- Fruit: Strawberries or grapes.
- Candy: Don't you know that it's alright to be alone?
- Holiday: My holiday spirit is gone.
- Day of the week: Wednesday or Friday
- Color: Red. Always has been. Always will be.
- Magazine: None.
- Name for a girl: Always the name of the girl I like, which would now be ...
- Name for a boy: Always Soutchay Chung Vu
Section 9 [?] Do you...
- Like to give hugs? To the right people.
- Like to walk in the rain? I've taken a liking to rain recently, so yes.
- Prefer black or blue pens? Definitely black.
- Dress up on Halloween? I wish I did. I'd go all crazy.
- Have a job: No.
- Like to travel: When I travel with cool people to cool places!
- Like someone: Oh my goodness, a glitch in the Matrix!
- Think you’re attractive: I'm going to say ... no, since whoever says yes is obviously not attractive and whoever says no is the hottest person alive.
- Want to marry? Yes, if the right one comes along.
- Have a goldfish? No. Used to, though.
- Ever have the falling dream? Yeah. I fell into my bed. [me waking up] Does that mean I'm dead?
- Have stuffed animals? Yeah.
- Go on vacation: Yeah. I think I need to again soon.
Section 10 [?] What do you think about
- Abortion: Eh.
- Eating disorders: ...
- Suicide: I have a good idea. Let's not ask about depressing stuff that is obviously bad.
- Summer: Yummy.
- Tattoos: No. They look cool on gangstas, not on nerds.
- Piercings: ouch.
- Makeup: If you wear it, don't overdo it.
- Drinking: Eh... I'm not very crazy about drinking.
Section 11 [?] This or that (which I prefer??)
- Pierced nose or tongue: yuck. nose.
- Be serious or funny: funny
- Single or taken: taken
- Simple or complicated: simple
- Law or anarchy: law
- MTV or BET: MTV
- 7th heaven or dawson’s creek: I have no idea
- sugar or salt: sugar
- silver or gold: silver for looks, gold for worth
- tongue or belly button ring: both are just stupid.
- chocolate or flowers: either
- angles or miracles: miracles, unless they're obTUSE angles, in which case I'd have to reconsider
- color or black and white photos: black and white, as long as they're good quality
- sunrise or sunset: sunset
- m&ms or skittles: skittles don't melt. oh wait, they do. darn.
- rap or rock: for a dance and good times, rap. for any other time, rock. [agreed, melissa. agreed.]
- stay up late or sleep in: both! [agreed once more]
- tv or radio: tv
- hot or cold: cold--i can't believe i'm changing my position on this, but i got too itchy when i'm hot
- taller members of the opposite sex or shorter: shorter
- sun or moon: moon
- diamond or ruby: red diamond!
- left or right: left
- 10 acquaintances or one best friend: one best friend
- vanilla or chocolate: either
- kids or no kids: kids!
- cat or dog: dog
- half empty or half full: half full for describing the cup, but i'm a pessimist
- mustard or ketchup: ketchup
- newspaper or magazine: magazine feels nicer-- not dirty!
- spring or fall: either, since neither really exists in Fresno
- give or receive: fine, both.
- rain or snow: rain or snow, it makes no difference
- lace or satin: satin
- a year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship: friendship
- happy or sad: happy
- corduroy or plaid: yuck.
- wonder or amazement: amazement ... if there's a difference between the two
- sneakers or sandals: sneakers
- Mexican or Italian food: either
- Lights on or off: lighting is crucial to success
- Duct tape or scotch tape: scotch
- House in the woods or the city: city
- Pepsi or coke: Pepsi
- Nike or adidas: Either
Section 12 [?] Other questions
- What’s your favorite kind of tree? Wood Duck
- Out of all your friends, who has the coolest room? Yeah, Emily
- When you look at a person with lime green tights on, what’s the first thing that comes to your head? Ugh. Tights.
What fun.
