Stole this from my long-lost cousin; long time no see.
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: The guy from Lord of the Flies. I forgot, I think he was the bad guy.
300. Tiffany: Breakfast at.
301. Ben: Stiller or Lindquist
302. Mariah: Carey--who else?
303. Jennifer: Aniston and Lopez.
304. Nicole: Margulis
305. Amy: Tan and Peterson... and Dhillon.
306. Adam: Zimmerer, that nerd. The guy from East of Eden, and the guy from Eden.
307. Richard: Some guy in elementary school thought his initials where RICH cuz his name was Richard. I knew he was an idiot.
308. Justin: Tang, cuz my cuz said it and so I had to think of it. Barcellos, one of the few white guys who's in Chinese Club
309. Arnold: Schwarzenneger, the Terminator, [cuz you know they're two different people. really.] Kim.
310. Tom: yannnnng you're almost as lazy as me :]
311. Melissa: hmmm... mCAT? mP-HAT?
312. Charlotte: Bronte and 's Web? I should read 's Web again. what's that pig's name again? did it start with an H? Humphrey? Hubert? Huckleberry? I don't know.
313. Harold: I don't know too many Harolds.
314. John: Fong. Mahajan. I'm sure there are more.
315. Joel: I don't know too many Joels.
316. Vanessa: Gonzales. She always seems happy.
317. Michelle: The person Alyson Hannigan plays in the American Pie movies.
318. Kevin: Chang. Khoo [who knows where that guy went? he went to VO].
319. Brent: I had no idea this was even a name
320. Karen: My piano teacher from a long time ago who changed her last name from Baddell to Hembree when she married. Kwan, who speaks Chinese better than I do.
321. Billy: the Kid? The guy in Key Club?
322. Sarah: McLachlan, with her beautiful voice. Hutmacher, who I knew in elementary school. Fullmer, who was kind enough to give me a quick backrub at grad practice on Monday.
323. Natalie: Rodriguez, someone I knew in Kastner. It's a nice name, I have to admit.
324. Christy: Don't know too many Christies.
325. Nick: Poggi. and Jackie Lau.
326. Linda: Abdallah who goes to UHS and takes piano lessons from the same teacher that I used to take from.
327. Taylor: that Taylor in our psych class... don't know her last name
328. Jordan: Trebas
329. Jaime: Rose, met her at graduation yesterday
330. Adrian: A guy I knew in elementary school, but I apparently can't remember his last name.