It is my contention that people almost always change for the worse. In the rare [and I do mean rare] occasion that they do change for the better, they only remain that way long enough for a movie to be made about their story before they return back to their old ways. I've known many people in these eighteen years of my life who have never been able to change their bad habits. This leads me to believe that "human nature," the scapegoat for all of humanity's problems, is inherently evil. And if you disagree with me, then good, because I'm just very unhappy right now and my objectivity is quite questionable, as is my motive for using alliteration. I actually don't know why I decided to go with quite and not rather or obviously or one of the other adverbs I often use. Bottom line is: if you are thinking about trying to change someone, ha. If you are thinking about trying to change yourself, Pazzi help you. Get it? I replaced God with Pazzi because it is less likely to be found offensive, plus, this way more people can relate since it is more likely that people reading this know of Pazzi than it is that they are religious. If you are religious, then I apologize for any offense found in the last two sentences.