My sister has introduced me to the wonder and joy of In Passing, a site that collects overheard comments and other miscellaneous things of humor. You should go and check it out. I thought this was pretty clever:
"Isn't it funny that by looking hot, you're actually being colder than everyone else?"
--A girl, to her minimally clad female friend at Cafe Nomad.
*watching teaser for a special on the last days of Christ, because of "The Passion Of The Christ" coming out*
Sister: "Oh for godssake, he doesn't need any more attention!"
Me: *stares amusedly at her*
Sister: "Mel Gibson, not Christ"
Me: "Ah"
Sister: *snickering* "Pay no attention to the man on the cross!"