THE SAN FRAN CIS CO SCAVENGER HUNT
by Gordon O'Reilley
Once upon a time, a group of Stanford kids went on a scavenger hunt in San Francisco.
Before anything got started, they formed groups. This here group was Group O. [Ohhh!!] From left to right, the names are as follows: Fabianna, Alex, Karen, Crystal, The Hulk, and Jeff "The Machine."
They got on the train.
Alex poses like The Guy From The OC in front of Abercrombie & Fitch. Sexy.
They go fountain hopping. Feet get wet.
Alex tries to stand upright on a slopy street. Hmm.
Adults only fortune cookies. My peers found these amusing. I think they weren't that well done.
We all enjoy them though. My eyes roll back into my head.
Cole takes on the Bronze Man. Sadly, he lost.
We are fatigued after a hard day's work.
I have an idea. Denny's! Blueberry milkshake = grape flavored cough syrup?
The train ride home was crowded, even moreso than the ride to SF. We had to stand for a long time, but eventually we broke down and sat in uncomfortable positions on the floor. I was glad to be back in my room at the end of the day.
Plus, we performed a streetshow where we had to earn at least $1 and then buy something with the money we earned. We were supposed to give it to the dorm staff, but I figured that we weren't going to win anyway, so I kept it for myself.
THE END.