Thinking it's just another day
Feeling discombobulated
Should be I know, I know ... SLE paper.
Happy Valentine's Day!
by Gordon Cupid
Once upon a time, in a land not to far from Leland Stanford Junior University, there was a little boy named Gordon Aguilera. Gordon was not your everyday little boy. He could run really fast, jump really high, and stare really hard. REALLY hard.
Then, before anyone could say, "Happy New Year's," it was Valentine's Day. Everybody in the Alondrashire seemed to disdain Valentine's Day, the day of love and having a significant other! Gordon didn't understand why such a day would be so despicable. He witnessed no acts of kindness from the guys whatsoever, and the girls just slept their faces off.
Suddenly, Gordon grew disinterested in the story he was writing and decided to call it quits. Now I feel like Miguel de Cervantes, or Cide Hamete Benengeli. So Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. If you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend to share it with, you can make-believe that you do and still be happy. Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet!
On another excIting note, [emphasis on the capital eye] I have two Screw Thy Roommates to which to go this upcoming weekend. Should you be unaware of such jibble jarble, I'll have you know that Screw Your Roommate [which is what it's really called] is a dance in which roommates set each other up with random people. Each dorm has its own dance, although a few occur on the same night. It's supposed to be a blind date, but it's really a who-do-you-think-is-cute-and-want-to-go-to-the-dance-with type of thing. SO, I've been set up with this Hawaiian girl for ours [yeah Hawaii!] and the next night someone asked me to go with her roommate, who I met once. Sooooooo that's that.
On a related note, I can't wait to be done with SLE. Sorry to any SLE enthusiasts out there, but papers just aren't my bag, so to speak. Now that that's over, here's a picture that everyone can enjoy. I call it "Boy in Abandoned Chem Building":
P.S. Does anyone share my sense of humor? I just reread what I wrote and realized how not funny people must find some of the things I find funny. You know what's really fun, though? Laughing for no reason when no one is around. OR when you think nobody's around but then someone that you didn't know was watching comes up to you and you're like, Um, I don't know what you're talking about and they're like You know exactly what I'm talking about and you're like Okay, whatever... but secretly you're like Shoot!.