Friends, family, strangers: This is a matter very near and dear to my heart. I went shopping today and I found a major dearth of adult mediums. We're talking about a taupe level alert here. I also had major trouble looking for pants my size. If this trend continues [side note: it sounded like a meteor struck a few miles away just now] I won't have any more clothes to wear! Unfortunately, I am too disinterested in this subject to continue. Maybe Melissa's right. Maybe I do have ADD.