Good bye, Fresno
21:39 Saturday, August 5
Parting is such sweet sorrow. In your honor, I have made a list of the things I will miss about you.
- The sense of home
- The good food
- The sweltering heat, which has taught me endurance
- The lack of things to do
- The lack of friends to do those things with
- The bugs sharing my room
- The dial-up internet, which has taught me patience
- The muffins, which I couldn't eat because of my wisdom teeth extraction
- The sleepless nights for which I was reprimanded
- Watching Conan O'Brien all the time!
- "Star Jones has said that she will sue anyone who says her husband wants a divorce. Yeah. That's probably why Star Jones is suing her husband."
I'll be back.