Shoe Philosophy
15:29 Thursday, January 11
I have a new philosophy about shoes. It's actually rather old, but the fact that I'm talking about it now means it's new. Flip flops are for people who just walk. They take their time and move their feet very little aside from walking. Sneakers are for more active people. They do tons with their feet! Run. Jog. Kick. Prop. Open. Close. Rest. Push. Pull. Set. Grasp. Nudge. Choke. Yearn. Fight. Loathe. And, of course, walk. What I said may seem disgustingly obvious, and it may in fact be, but it's taken me a while to realize that I am, in fact the latter.
