My coworker and I occupy an office that doesn't seem to have an inhabitant. We thought that someone would be moving in here soon, (a semi-major move just happened) but still no one came to kick us out. It then occurred to me that maybe the reason no one is in the room is because it's riddled with asbestos. Or SARS. And I'm slowly dying. No major indications yet, but at the first sign, I'm out of here.